Malin Maria Åkerman (born May 12, 1978) is a Swedish-Canadian film actress and model.

Ahh, Miss Akerman.  What can I say?

I first saw her in the Watchmen.  Wiling out, fucking niggers up, and laughing about it.  In leather.  Good movie.  And then in some other shit movies.

This bitch is just straight beautiful.  Swedish girls.  Yeah.  Fuck  yeah.  That face is straight boss.  Eyes.  Goddamn, man.  And she’s even rocking a little bit of ass.  Not dat ass.  But quality buttocks.

(Sorry for the late post, guys.  Tumblr was being queer yesterday and I was kind of busy today.  But, a day late isn’t too bad, right?  Right?  While I am speaking directly to you, I just want to implore you guys for submissions.  So submission.)

  9:59 pm  |   August 27 2010   |  5 notes  

Alice Sophia Eve (born 6 February 1982) is a British actress.

Like most people, I saw Miss Alice Eve in She’s Out of My League.  She really made that movie.  I mean, yeah it was funny.  But Jesus Christ.  She was so gorgeous.  I really don’t think that it would have worked without her.  Plus, she was relatively unknown, at least to me.  That adds something.  Anyway.

This bitch is all over gorgeous.  Her hair, her face, her smile.  Just classic beauty.  Especially in that last picture.  She definitely could have been a pin up.

Fuck.  She’s fine.  That’s it.  

Goodbye.

  2:49 pm  |   August 19 2010   |  5 notes  

Misa Campo (born January 28, 1988) is a half Filipina and Dutch glamor model.

I first saw this girl when I was perusing the slums of the internet called 4chan. I love her because she looks super young. Well she was born in ‘88 so that means she’s like 22 which is a plus. She has a super young face and in some pictures looks like she is 15. I can dig that.  She has a really tight ass it’s not dat ass quality but its cool she’s asian and an amazing rack.

I think I’m attracted to her so much because see that many rawly sexual asians out there. I mean she’s not petite by normal standards but compared to others that massive rack accompanied by her “smallness” makes it stand out more.

This bitch is gorgeous even if she is ‘airbrushed’ in her photos. Well I guess this has been week 7 of Bitches of the week let’s help this blog grow. And some wallpapers for your respective computers.

Misa Campo Wallpaper 1
Misa Campo Wallpaper 2

  4:53 pm  |   August 12 2010   |  5 notes  

Sofía Margarita Vergara Vergara (born July 10, 1972) is a Colombian actress, model, and entrepreneur.

I first saw Ms. Vergara in either Lords of Dogtown or Four Brothers.  It doesn’t matter which.  I just remember seeing a gorgeous, busty, Columbian bitch.

She has a beautiful face.  Nice tits.  And dat ass.  I know I say that about a lot of bitches.  But fuck.  This ass is perfect.  Hispanic women, ya dig?  I love brown females.  Well, that’s not true.  Just certain ones.  This one.

And yeah.  She’s older.  So the fuck what?  I love that.  She has a kid.  I really fucking love that.  I don’t know why.  That whole MILF thing, I guess.  I get a lot of shit from my friends because of my love for older ladies.  Anyone who says they would never bang an older lady needs to look at Sofia Vergara.  That’ll set them straight.  Real talk.

  8:46 am  |   August 5 2010   |  5 notes  

Kathryn Bailey “Kate” Beckinsale (born 26 July 1973) is an English actress.

Okay.  Now Kate Beckinsale is one of those bitches that is different.  

I first saw her in the movie Underworld.  Which holds a special place in my heart.  But I’ll get to that later.  Her role in Click also stands out to me.  She was this housewife, but she was still sexy as fuck.  That is the perfect bitch.  One that can take care of the kids all day, and then fuck your brains out all night.  I know, that’s a little blunt.  But seriously, she drives me crazy.  I even came up with this plan, see…  No.  I can’t.  It will jeopardize everything.  So I shan’t reveal it…  I shan’t.

Anyway.

First thing I notice about her.  Her face.  Very striking.  Beautiful eyes, lips, hair.  Everything.  She’s gorgeous.

Alright.  I threw these in separate for a reason.  Kate Beckinsale as Selene in Underworld.  Good God.  I first saw it when I was in the 6th grade.  And it has inspired a love for raven girls that burns inside me to this very day.  Real talk.  Plus she’s in a tight leather bodysuit.  Shooting and otherwise fucking up people/Lycans/vampires.  And then in the second one when she had the blue eyes?!?  *drool*  So hot.  Any girl handling a gun like that…  Fuck.

*Whew*  Okay.  That was fun.  Hope you had a good time.  Recommend us to your misogynist friends.

  12:21 am  |   July 29 2010   |  10 notes