Olivia motherfucking Wilde. (the stunning Irish-American actress of House M.D.)

Let me start with the name, because things like that are important if you want to marry someone. I would marry this bitch, even if it would end in divorce, because it would still be the sexiest relationship of my life. Olivia Wilde is a regal fucking name. Olivia just sounds elegant and she took her surname from Oscar Wilde, the author who once wrote “the only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.” Fuck yes, Mr. Wilde, I’d yield to Olivia anyday.

Now aside from how awesome her personality probably is considering she likes Oscar Wilde, just stare at these pictures some more and take in that perfection. I’ve called handfuls of girls beautiful without meaning it, but Olivia Wilde is the real deal. The creator of Bitch of the Week tends to bash on me about the small-breasted females I have (sadly) spent my time with, but I can guarantee that he agrees this girl is an exception. With a gorgeous face I wouldn’t mind caressing and a slender, but accentuated body, Olivia Wilde deserves to be Bitch of the Week.

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  9:54 am  |   July 22 2010   |  7 notes  

Kelly Andrews (1990) is a British model.

Alright well I first saw this girl when I was browsing the magazine Front Army which is the shit. What I noticed about her right away was her awesome rack of fucking natural tits. And I don’t know she had some fucking different form of sex appeal. This girl is smoking hot and is super fit. Like those titties especially are rockin. Long legs and a super cute face. I would nail her like plywood. She’ll go far in the modeling world I mean she just started.

Kelly Andrews Wallpaper 1
Kelly Andrews Wallpaper 2 

  3:15 pm  |   July 15 2010   |  3 notes  

Stacey Lauretta Dash (born January 20, 1966) is an American film and television actress.

Fucking wow.  Like, shit.  I don’t even..

Alright.  Fuck.  This bitch is gorgeous.  Those eyes.  That face.  Dat ass.  She’s part black, Aztec, and West Indian.  Christ.  That is an awesome mix.  Like, every good thing from each of those individual ethnicities combined to create a hot as fuck Super Woman.

Now, as a brown male, dat ass drew me in like a moth to the flame.  I’m sure it’s just as dangerous.  Goddamn.  It’s almost supernatural.  There should be a B-grade horror movie about how dat ass is just hypnotizing men and making them commit crimes or something.  I’d watch that.  Just to see dat ass.

Oh, and there’s one more thing about her…  She’s forty-fucking-four.  Yes.  She is that fucking gorgeous.  I would have said late twenties, maybe early thirties.  But forty?  

Christ.  Too fine.

Alright.  That was Week 2 here at Bitch of the Week.  I hope you enjoyed this week as much as I did.  

Until next time.

  11:07 am  |   July 8 2010   |  1 note  

Scarlett Johansson (born November 22, 1984) is an American actress and singer.  

Alright.  Goddamn.

I think the first movie I saw her in was Home Alone 3.  But, I definitely remember seeing her in Eight Legged Freaks.  And I remember how fine she looked.  She was still young, so it wasn’t anything insane, but I was keeping an eye out for her.

She is perfect.  I mean, she has a gorgeous face.  Beautiful eyes.  A stellar rack.  A pretty great ass.  She is just… perfect.  And she seems like a down ass bitch.  I posted her twice in my Bitches of the Month posts.  And she deserves all of them.  She is that fucking fine.

Would wreck.  Goddamn.  Fine as fuck.

Scarlett Johansson Wallpaper 1 (1600x1000)
Scarlett Johansson Wallpaper 2 (1440x900)
Scarlett Johansson Wallpaper 3 (1600x1200)

  5:06 pm  |   July 1 2010   |  7 notes  

This blog is for all of us that enjoy the fine form of the female body.  I used to do a similar monthly post on my personal blog, but decided to make it official and create a separate blog just for these ladies.  So here I am.  

I will post one girl once a week.  They will all be celebrities of some sort.  Actresses, models, singers, porn stars, etc.  I will throw up a short bio, a few pictures, and a few choice words about how much I dig that celebrity.  I will not pretend to be eloquent.

I enjoy all women.  But, I’m a little biased when it comes to my BOTW.  So, in an attempt at fairness, I’m looking for suggestions from you.  The community.  Go to that little “Submit” button and leave a girl’s name and a few pictures.  If I like what you’re laying down, I’ll post it.  I’ll give you credit.  This isn’t about getting a huge amount of followers.  This is about sharing a love for bitches.  

First post is tomorrow.  I’m excited, and I hope you enjoy the show.

Mr. Nekrophiliac

  7:13 am  |   June 30 2010